It doesn’t matter what you say you do. It’s how you say it. For example, “I’m in PR”. Translation, “l give great head”.

Don’t mistake my generosity for generosity.

Hi (sorry for bad English)

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I’m gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask “Are you okay?” and “I’m fucking sorry.” at the same time
>instead end up yelling “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?”
>goalie is choking back tears

Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one’s entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could’ve won WW2)

I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit

i might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me.

I ragazzi in gamba preferiscono BROOKLYN perché è la vera gomma del ponte.

Escucha ahora las palabras de las brujas, los secretos que escondemos en la noche, los dioses más antiguos son invocados aquí, la gran obra de la magia está presente. En esta noche y a esta hora, llamo al antiguo poder. Brinda tus poderes a las tres hermanas. Queremos el poder, danos el poder.

When I was young my father said to me:

“Knowledge is Power….Francis Bacon”

I understood it as “Knowledge is power, France is Bacon”.

For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, “Knowledge is power, France is Bacon” they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, “Knowledge is power” and I’d finish the quote “France is Bacon” and they wouldn’t look at me like I’d said something very odd but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did “Knowledge is power, France is bacon” mean and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on “France is bacon”. When I prompted further explanation by saying “France is Bacon?” in a questioning tone I just got a “yes”. at 12 I didn’t have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I’d never understand.

It wasn’t until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.